Giving these secrets away will make everyone know them!

the secrets contained within are meant for your eyes only.

Give her a slightly easy challenge

she will try and once she can do it, she is yours

If you can hambone, she will know you can keep muggers away

Don't make it look too much like the Macarena though

you may lose her

Pull out the big gun

Put it in her coffee and stir it up better than Starbucks did.

no woman can resist this jackhammer style of execution

This is all yours now

Enjoy!